Remember kids, always remember to recycle! Especially when your entire town is on fire!

A FLYING SNAKE, I REPEAT, A FLYING SNAKE

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY ROCKET CHAIR DOESN'T COME WITH SEATBELTS?

A bird got drunk and is falling out of the nest

Link works at Walmart

Some horrible offspring of a helicopter and an alligator. Someone is asking why.

OOOOOOOH. SOMEONE IS JELOOOOUUUUUSSS! Sniper is jealous of Medic because he doesn't get thanked for what he does for the team.

Medic is startled by a DUN NANA NA! Flying through his window.

Wheatley somehow managed to spill apple juice all over himself

A guy who used too much tanning lotion is getting over his over tanned skin by playing doodle or die

An alien forcing another being into writing a million dollar check to his "eradicate all humans" program

Emoticons