I don't want yo poison ass jelly beans

Me Groosta

wartortle stands over charmeleon's corpse triumphantly

a man with fantastic cheekbones says that miku sucks ass.

Dig dug reboot. This time its co-op.

Glow in the dark tits. Seems kinda pointless..

This dragon is clearly offended.

A radioactive fat man dares you to prove him wrong

Dracula spilled his juice and he won't stop bitching about it.

In this alternate universe, Loki is blonde and jotuns are purple.(that means loki is purple too) Loki also hates pants.

its one of those golden apples from minecraft

These signs are very self aware