Lord Cthulhu's Head separates from his body, increasing his power level by over 9000. As usual, the humans are all doomed.
Kenneth decides to start playing World of Warcraft again.
Pope, upon learning that there is no God.
A wild Pikachu appears! It looks like the other Pikachu's pick on it... It has a loser-ey nature.
Gotham City's only hope.
A man poops his pants slightly while farting.
Dave is overwhelmed by joy as his soul travels beyond the solar system, to the great beyond. Since dying, he has never felt more alive.
Henry is having his Chupacabra dream again.
Grandma chews gum while telling lies.