No one really wants you to be happy, especially not happier than them. They just want you quiet and not being a bother to them.
A Gangstalker
People are locked away from the world, blocked by iron bars. "Why?" some exclaim in frustration. These are hard times.
grrrr... GRRRRR... I am so angry
This is my vampire girlfriend. I love her very much.
Gloomy dark skies loom over the shadowlands. Dark wizard Xarthax hides here in his magical tower. You must defeat Xarthax to save the land!
NO MATTER HOW YOU MOVE GET IT DONE says powerful green slug person. Got the upper body of a man lower body of slug, but he gets shit done
Pikadolf Chutler
Link is playing his ocarina in front of Hyrule castle
Hello Kitty with facepaint, camouflage suit&ribbon, an AK-47, and a frag grenade is committing a Rambo-style killing spree
A classy green blob monster with top hat, business suit, and a tie
A vampire drinks the blood of a lady with short pink hair that he is princess-carrying. The lady is overjoyed having her blood sucked.