Dad had to take care of his children while Mom was away. The kids are drunk, one is vomitting and one has blacked out. "I am the best dad".

U cherries dot com. I don't know, sounds juicy.

A woman wearing a straw hat is tonguekissing a Bulbasaur.

An IRL sheep standing in front of a minecraft sheep. Of course sheep can't speak but I bet it's thinking something like "wtf R u sposed 2 B"

How dinosaurs went extinct: A T-Rex standing next to an erupting volcano, accepting it's fate.

A gentlemanly-looking pig on stage!

Doodle or Die

The grim reaper tells an elderly baloon that his time has come. The purple baloon just responds with "Piss off!"

New Chain

Den Blick auf die Erde vom Mond aus.

Ein Lappen. Wortwörtlich steht da nur "Lappen", zu sehen ist aber keiner.

Stirb, Schmetterling!

I moustache you a question.

Doodle or Die

Sonic saying some japanese gibberish and -inbetween lines- trying to act cool by squeezing in some random englisch word. "Boooling!"

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