That does not count as your writing assignment.

Sonic is confused about being in the mushroom kingdom. So is the koopa.

THIS is the milkshake that's been bringing all the boys to the yard. She's a whore.

dem hoes always be fighting over stupid shit.

FUCK YOU, TREES!

British man looks through a telescope that looks like a cigarette.

The M&Ms grew up on the bad side of town.

Metroids chasing the Amestad

surprised one-eyed Canadian Mountie chewing on a spoon.

bidirectional skulls?

beastiality. but the beaver is left out.

GRANDPA WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME IN MY NO-NO PLACE?