a cooked chicken runs straight up a guys tongue and into his mouth

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Fat tumblr user is so fat she's in space. She has puke colored hair and glasses. Also a triggered tank top. Triggered to the cosmos

Doodle or Die

Patchy the Pirate wishes he had that booty instead of talking to his puppet pal parrot

The frech prince of bel air just shot his mom, he called her a bitch

A chimera, with Buen written on him.

A car flies off a cliff, how are them dukes boys gonna get out of this one??

Gaia, the earth, has given up trying to get nice boy planet and not pronounces itself gay.

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Spongebob with no limbs and Patrick with no pants sing Evanescence-Wake me up Inside

Grey stickman agent matrix dodges some bullets

man in a hat gives off his death screech

lots of penises, a man is happy to see them

even thugs have waifus

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