a mouse covered half the world with its crap
a grass stain
a dead dinosaur
pikachu is white and obese
nyan cat
skeleton cowboy thinks racism is NOT cool
a green, four-headed, happy alien
a cat in the ocean that wants to be a lobster in space
applejuice-phobia
your favorite animal
someone thinks spanish is funny
something licking a dog while he listens to his iPod