A pirate brings forth two orbs. One contains fiery death from above, the dinosaur apocalypse. The other contains many red snakes. CHOOSE ONE

Fishing for Cthulhu

Looks like Vincent van Gogh's Starry Night. Vinnie himself is looking somewhat displeased with it.

A red lightbulb with a knife and briefcase walks away from... Nothing.

Mr T pitys da foo

Edward cullin skeleton touches homestuck troll girl with enlarged sperm symbol on her chest. She is crying, but she also looks happy.

A really nice pink winter boot.

A 4 dimensional cube, a "Hypercube".

Sunrise over the mountains

A wolf is hynotized

A sad dog cannot eat cheese.

Truck full of foxes