Our heroic adventurer today is, Peniman EPIC. HIS VEINS THROB WITH AWESOMENESS, AND HIS HAIR IS OH SO LONG AND DREAMY, he also has a sword.

The foulest stench is in the air The funk of forty thousand years And grizzly ghouls from every tomb Are closing in to seal your doom

Now we hear the tale of Ivan Drago, and his boxing match between rocky, look there was no picture for me to make a good description of.

You stop, and look around, notice the fat women wearing the short shorts, you frown and forget about your food. Condiments now on the floor.

Old man dingle complains about how the neighborhood kids hurt his butt, on his lawn! I mean how many times has he told them to get off of it

Green monster ponders about why his heart hurts, and may be failing.

So 1+1 now equals a brown ruler with green pubic hair on it

Spidermans retarded brother

Draw Whatever

Ms wendy wears a orange summer cap

A spiderman discovers that he is infact not a spider, he sees this because he has only 4 legs.

Dick Chaney