Action snail gotta go fast

Aztec yeti attacks!

Freakish mutant jerking off a well endowed duck

A daring synthesis of George Costanza and Zelda

A man stealing pennies from a blind beggar.

Guy fucking a cactus and, understandably, looking none too pleased about it.

Ocean won't let mermaid get fat

Sunglasses wearing homosexual with no arms would hit it. Other guy has reasons not to.

Sunrise behind a mountain

Woman in bikini approaches green dolphin while wearing a red plough on her head.

Cockroach party

Nerdy guy sees angel and imagines killing a woman with the stench emanating from his hat.