Dad leaving his son at an orphanage that's labelled as Disneyworld

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Gangnam Style

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50 Shades of Grey

Indian angel

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Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black decided to collaborate! What will you do next?

Captain fries to the rescue!

He-Man singing his latest masterpiece, "What's Going On?"

"It was like Satan gave me his porn collection, shit was so creepy!"

A sea full of flying fishdicks.

Mr. Owl extends his freakishly long tongue in hopes of snatching the worm first from the early bird.

With nothing to do, the hand turkey decided to turn itself into a cardiac muscle.

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