A guy can

Stoner is sad about no weed

Sky nachos

Caesar Got killed by Olly

The cheese is sad about his current situation in which he is on fire.

War... War never changes. Especially in feudal japan

Crushed by the M's of life

two disembodied testicles enjoying their time in the rainbow dimension

carefully about to lick a snow cone

love heart

EXTERMINATE! EEEXXXTERRRRMIINATE!

the count wants to steal troi's croissants