Social Services took a guys dick away from him and now it's on its way to the Dick Orphanage.

an old banana with a tumor on his gooch

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A gaming pc raping an apple computer

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Dumbass doesn't know what the fuck is going on.

Doodle or Die

Morpheus wants to watch anime, but he has an insufficient amount of cherry kool-aid, which is the reason for his being down in da dumpity.

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