Black guy jumps off the empire state building because it makes him time travel to 1969. (wtf?)
Vladimir Lenin
Americans who think they were first into space are complete faggots.
This is now my new favourite moment in Human History, unless this is the future where K forgot to leave a tip.
Ohhhh on a misty morning! I come to you! I come to you! on a misty morning!
Black guy is jumping off the empire state building so he can time travel to 1969.