go suck a clot

Masturbating to your teachers picture

A banana in a flower

*heavy breathing* yeesssssss take your top off show me what's under *deep heavy breathing* *starts jacking off*

pig sniffing drugs

AHH SHIT MY SUICIDE PLAN FAILED OH GOD ITS GOT MY HOUSE ITS GOT MY HOUSE I CAN'T MOVE MY HOUSE IS DYING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOAH DUDE ARE YOU HIGH CAUSE MY EYES ARE RED AND I'M EXTREMELY HIGH HIGH

I'M SO HORNY FOR THIS BLUE BOX STICK IT IN ME SHOW ME YOUR HANDS WITH THE BOX

ZOMBIE EATING OLD SHOE

IMOV MAN ON it appears to run on some sort of electricity

orange kitty

ZOMBIE HOLDING HORNY PLANT WITH BIG AS ERECTION

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