Sonic was baked and his hitler mustache got a reverse-mohawk.

A penguin and the sun have a brutal showdown.

A dark-skinned man propositions a native-american for sex. He is cheap, on only pays for half of what that nice whore is worth.

My favorite thing to watch on TV is "Two Asscheeks Shitting Parsley."

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Stannis Baratheon,the one true king of Westeros.

Ninjas having a jolly good campfire.

RUN BOX MAN RUN~!!!!!!!!!

An angry man throws his baby in the trash.

Asian ladies are most turned on by long, black pencil shoes.

Strange noodle-faced monster prays to jesus.

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