Doodle or Die

The theory was that, as shit always floats in the bowl, we were gonna make an unsinkable shitboat. We weren't expecting such a shitstorm tho

After receiving a truck filled with potatoes, Mr. Pringles decided that instead making tennis balls, he was gonna make potato chips.

Star cop performs a series of unreasonable searches to a stickman without any probable cause. Good thing it was all caught on this doodle.

After discovering that the invaders loved penguins, the USSR sent a group of penguin-like androids to combat the alien settlement in Siberia

This mask increases your running speed, that one turns you into a Goron, and this one makes you a backwards letter L-shaped chunk of fuzz

In the new edition of D&D, Trolls no longer possess regenerations, instead they get monocles, top hats and truffles to buff their classiness

Doodle or Die

After sending a giant drill to dig to the center of the moon in 1970, Russia was finally declared the winner of the Space Race.

Doodle or Die

A problem of abstract word interpretation leads America to create the Freedom-net. Internet only for Americans with only American content.

The decision of who will be the new leader of the free world is right in your hands. No pressure.

Bird fanatic receives a saucy letter complemented with a spicy picture of a peacock. Let's just say that you can only see his left hand

Bluebird vaporizes with only pure anger his bluebird girlfriend after he found it she was cheating on him.

Flying australian dropbear using his usual human-killing tactic, lifting blonde chicks and throwing them in the crocodile infested river.

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