David Spade's career
sad Lapis Lazuli
THE HORRID LOVE CHILD OF STEVEN UNIVERSE AND CHOWDER.
SHITTY DONGERS
SANTA TEH HEGHAG
a thumb getting kicked out of a light club
Depressed spider
A dubstep demon dropping the base into my soul
A man drowning in apologetic sentient poo
Hey Santa. Could you please stop eating all of the food in the fridge?
Snake learns english
Man sad over the speed at which a flower grows