Ellen Degeneres teaching sex ed.

Big pink lizard on her period. A small chameleon plays sudoku in the corner.

A little brown balloon puppy of love

Stupid people doing stupid things

Fan blades

The pink hand of Jesus wanks onto starvin Marvin in Ethiopia

Gaming addiction = Thumb arthritis

Why did the house cross the road?

Lollipop hypnotism

A whale of mass destruction heads straight for Seattle.

A house on the edge of the falls. UP!

Wrist watch predicts shopping subtotal