Santa Claus riding a moped made out of breadsticks.

Mario Mario goes super saiyan and makes a pipe appear out of thin air.

Where I go for porn on my phone.

A fine-ass blond chick with nice boobs, telling someone else that she has "Nice Boob"

Someone makes fun of the class nerd because he accidentally lit some dynamite while contemplating Einstein's theory of special relativity.

while doing yoga, an mlp fedoralord remembers his mum warmed up some bagelbites for him