A tremendously frightened guy taking a piss

A wizard contemplates suicide because he worries he's too old for his hot date. He has a long, titanium staff.

the cookie monster with his big dick hanging out. he's not eating any cookies, but instead, a big piece of shit

silent hill

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Arnold from Hey Arnold asks Helga "Why would I ever like you?!" while Helga sheds a tear, like a bitch.

typical pokemon gets buttraped by a laser

a question mark with a face in it

huge tits

red chili pepper

A snail who just finished devouring a human head. Only the blood remains in a puddle below the snail, but soon he'll have slurped it up too

A snake poised to strike stops suddenly because of his sad cancer