That haiku is shit. Like, seriously, fuck that. Poetry is gay.

A bikini-clad woman shoots a blue laser between her breasts at a Tianamen Square protestor

Cake-Man shooting semen lasers from a revolver, which he nicknamed "The Mighty Girth"

I'm gonna die the way I lived! Inside THE WOMB!

Beat it. Just Beat it.

Average Sonic the Hedgehog fan.

Chen on a bike

/v/ hates bananas

Powergirl isn't sexist. She says so herself!

Honey, I Shrunk Barney's Lifespan

It's not gay if it's just doodling!

Kermit the flasher