"We'll put 'No More Tears' on the bottle, when actually, it does give you tears!"

Man wearing a helmet chokes on a tampon

Bootycorn.

Cat dies a milkless death.

A man crying over his abnormally long arms.

wmoan, wmano, namow, mowan... woman!

Pizza possessed by a human soul. It has also taken said human's hair and face as its own.

Hulk in his elder years

Lapras questioning its motives.

That one show with the miserable husband, the lazy ass wife, the nerd son, and slut daughter.

A very large, round butt farting

Romney and Obama wore the same costume to the Halloween party, oh no!