Someone being stabbed by... A PENCIL!!!
ta ta Ta ta ta TA
Samurai!!!
It's a rainbow horsey!
WTF... Made by a guy high!
The stick man has no clue!
A nugget in a biscuit. Don't forget the mashed potatoes! (SPOILER!)
A cat, that's black, and it should look EVIL!
A stereotypical fat cop (you know, with a donut and stuff).
An old wizard. With a pet owl!
Windchimes or whatever there called: the things that make sound when its windy!