in the dark there is nothing but two huge eyes staring at you. they are white rimmed with a slightly bigger blue rim inside. rest is black.

goth moth about to land on a tree branch in the middle of a beautiful day

it doesn't matter who you think you are. it matters what other people KNOW you are. gay. that's who you are.

wearing wings from the party store does not give you the ability to fly

two girls watching the world cup. one cares. she's annoying. the other doesn't care and is sleeping. she's chill.

a cat in a tree. the fire department is trying to get it down, but it is not stuck. it's just chillin. so it pees on the firetruck.

blue dabadeedabadi. but he has lied. his girlfriend is not blue. neither is he. only his pants and his window.

some brony dude crying because no one likes his pony costume. good.

gay pride flag bc we all hella chill here

yo this giraffe just snorted so much cocaine holy fuck this dude high as hell

man going through some sort of alien experiment. his limbs have been half cut off and his head is missing. taken to be made into spaghetti.

a giraffe with chicken pox. who let the giraffe near the chickens? i thought that was prohibited after...the accident.