A steak loses someone close to him

Kool aid man in the WWE

Barber: What kinda cut u want? Him: Just hit me with the Michelle Obama fam

Jerk Germany and the USSR duke it out in a manly bare chested brawl

Brendon Fraiser

Ness uses his skills to shit all over America, signifying his allegiance to al qaeda and to the will of Allah

Hairy balls

The crimson chin cosplays as a Japanese schoolgirl

GLAD YOU COULD BAKE IT UTHER

Man brings a bucket of water to court

A mouse falls into a bowl of cheerios and drowns

A duck stars on Jersey Shore with a handicapped girl and they turn out to be the best thing in that whole show