Obama is threatening to kill me.

Pink man gets a jewbox

Dude is stoned as fuck, adding a muffin

A slave driver whips a guy, needing protection from Zelda

The childlike wonder of the first trip down the Slip-N'-Slide... FUCKING SHIT THERE'S GRASS EVERYWHERE NOW

Man is wide eyed because it's cold as tits

A car goes "pomf", but there is no bed.

You are on top of the world! Literally. Shit alien, how are you breathing? How did you get that tall? You're like, literally miles tall.

Spider-man, after failing to shot web.

A man has such an impressive hand length is is capable of sucking his own car. Sadly, his car can bite back.

These mammary glands produce water instead of milk

Mario's face ripped off of his head, "Mama Mia" written in his blood