king of crocs doesn't play instruments. satan says thanks to it for its musical disability

Doodle or Die

A unicycle

the mexican flag

Hipster dog with pabst blue ribbon in one hand and a neutral milk hotel vinyl in the other

A man brings out his erect penis in front of Dave Grohl. Dave Grohl doesn't approve, he kills the man with his death stare.

The crossbreeding of a shark and a human claims its first victim. It walks onto shore and is ready to begin its feast of blood

a big booger on a crash course to jupiter

cucumber fucks the banana. a true revolutionary drawing.

A man asks a toaster why he burned his toast. The toaster replies with, "Fuck you, that's why."

A ghost wanders the blank void of nothingness on his silver steed.

not funny at all

Black Penguin Hewie puts a pepto bismol shit in his blue handcannon

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