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dancing shrimp

Man in a plane wonders if buying 5 dollar gum will bring his love back

The first time you discovered the joys of sex

Horny, giant and grotesque candy cane just wants some of that sweet santa sugar, But santa ain't having none of that.

Why did the duck cross the road? Why, to get from the tree to the pond of course!

flamenco iguana has spaniard cat as dance partner

blue-eyed kitten is sad because of the rain and thunder remind it of when it was orphaned.

hyper-banana (B-nana)

cat imitator of batman is deeply perturbed by a red round bird.

A epileptic frog dances his heart's desire atop a satellite dish.

fetus monkey is very content with his current state in life.