The Banana Killer

Patrick is momentarily possessed by Satan. His eyes drip with the blood of innocents while his parents obsess over his sex life.

Disembodied eyeballs.

GIANT POOPMONSTER DEVOURS BABY WHOLE

Sparks fly from a man's behind as he boogies with vigour under a disco ball.

How many ducks can you fit in one freezer?

A gizmo, gadget, contraption, whizzbang WAY too large for any practical use

Jackson Pollock's new work

Man thinks it's good idea to wear glistening well-oiled butt-shaped hat

Hot sauce that will singe both on the way in and on the way out

Think of the worst one liner you've ever heard. Now double that. Feel the chill creeping up your spine, that involuntary cringe? This is it.

Captain Picard and anyone you like engage in a round of oily barenaked wrestling while millions of adoring fans watch on