A naked man with a mullet strangles the weasel, if you know what I mean.

Watermelon pizza is gross. Don't feed it to your sick mother.

I got nothing. Somebody spilled ink all over some scribbles. How about you draw a nice bunny instead?

"Fuck this," thinks the bored student with large hair. The class hamster peers into your soul.

Pac-Man harvests corn.

Dancing Russian jellybeans.

Gorthol, the Goblin King, sure enjoys his ale!

A girl thinks about another girl, who has stubble and is grimacing, saying "ain't it fun, ain't it fun." She holds a microphone.

The lemon is so sour that he makes himself weep.

Weep, weep at your insignificance! You maggot! You worm!

The cat gives zero fucks as it tramples the corpse of Weird Al.

Oscar the Grouch is pissed about his new blond wig.