A pink Jewish mushroom king.

A pissed off alien waiting for the UFO bus.

a yellow tugboat in a snowstorm

A fat cat with top hat and monocle says "Herro!" as he sits atop the eggplant's head. The sun is pleased.

Carrot man wears glasses.

A penguin on a hay bale.

Agent Mulder and a brown-haired Johnny Bravo are at the bar.

The silhouette of black trees against a blood red night sky.

Cool blind dude smokin' a J is about to be clobbered by angry red team football guy. Two onlookers watch the scene unfold.

People from the Dominican Republic are launched from earth.

Thank you, my naked orange bro.

DA rocketman eats a pink popsicle. He has a wounded shoulder.

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