Hello, My name is John, i have no testicles nor a penis, i have a huge eye due to my spleen being covered in baked beans

Prime example of rabies

mother nature being a beg

Susan Boyle as a streaker

kinder egg football

Carrot on steroids

an ill spider dying next to a 3 legged retard

a car park when you're stoned

A pink heffalump with a large member and james bond riding him

Sexual healing

Sex with a porcupine

An english punk on a pogostick eating a kebab