Pyro quits his job as a merc and becomes a professor instead, but all of his students are not interested in his lectures, only his hot bod

scout the jarate kid throws a tantrum and doesnt want to be pissmans sidekick anymore and this is literally the best thing ive ever seen

scout falls off a cliff and loses his pants while this is happening

a giant ominous billboard proclaims 'pyrovision is what you need' a la the great gatsby

spy inflates a terrifying balloon for pyro's amusement

Dedan buys a batter body pillow from zacharie and he's super embarrassed and doesnt want the batter to know

Ultimate lightweight scout can't handle Demo's mighty booze and makes out with a pig, while soldier is disgusted and confused

a blushing sniper nervously hands spy a bouquet and this is rly cute ok

sniper is being eaten by a deer

giraffe scout attempts to seduce spy who is on the john

magical girl batter

batter is hissing at the viewer and trying to stuff dedans corpse into a trash can