HE SAID NO BANANAS! Holy shit, do you guys ever listen?

Arseface practices his sick yo-yo skills. Gotta show those posers who the real king of the ring is.

Lovely tanned, naked lady throws crystal tears to the crowd.

The Moon-and-Star.

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The jewboat is flooded by milk.

Doodle or Die

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Blunder of the century.

At first, you think it's a stick. But that can't be. No stick has eyes like that, or hands. You pick it up. It's a stick.

Mr. Potato Head, in his oscar winning role as God in 'God Hates Fags'

A very dark place.

Two turds and some grass in a puddle, surrounded by glitter on a black background.

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