Hitler did Nazi the time and was late for work at Dominoes, so the boss told him he had to stay till 21:00 because it was his third Reich

Bashing Keyboard with face... How people on the internets communicate

Sailing in a banana split

Cheese Burger dual wielding magnums has an ethical pickle

"Fuck You mars" Yours Sincerely, The Deli Lama.

Pluto and Mickey discover just how bad an idea painting the president of the united stated yellow, actually was....

Elvis isn't dead, Elvis isn't dead, cos i sold him a .44 magnum... wait a minute

Guy with a vibrating cactus up his rear.

pip boy pimp on the pull Also you have beautiful handwriting

I wanted to date the female balloon, but there was too much friction and she became positively attracted to another

Michelin Man lifts 500 lbs

What actually happens to all the cigarettes people drop