DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS

PIZZA MAN + HOUSE

you thought i would perceive this as "DiS" but no, i see a man with a retro Elvis-style haircut, winking while frowning open-mouthed

DON'T PAY TOO MUCH FOR CABLE

One homo sapien with a triangular hat informs another homosapien that he is gay. no homo. **BAH-DUM-CHSSHHH**

unanimously voting that the entire Call of Duty franchise illegal in the continental United States

the circle of life

in shocking news, Colorado has voted to legalize _________.

school=prison

"whos that pokemon?" "ITS PIKACHU!" "its clefairy!" "FUUUUCK!!!!!!"

what did YOU see when you were on acid?

Karl Marx's favorite type of porn