One of the ultimate truths of the universe.

#yoloswag #helecopterdick

while sleeping your nose produced a snot bubble so big it acts as a hot air baloon

a half eaten piece of bacon committing seppuku with a microphone.

the lovechild of slopoke and psyduck

typical french woman

my brain telling me what i really should do right now

rafiel joins a gospel choir and is given a free pair of converse

a paraplegic bee

a clumsy person falls out of a window

no pink orange juice with pulp

Crow, what the fuck are you doing, get off the court. You can't even play tennis!