Art is for wookies
The doctor uses the daleks to forbid watching lion king
Sonic suddenly loses half of his face and has to rush to the hedgehog hospital.
Thor is confused.
The plants are out to destroy the world.
Nuclear chicken man finds out that his parents are horses. Thus his nose grows to even greater proportions.
Comic book store sells out of awesomely amazing comic that changed the world
Half bunny half squirrel mass murderers
Toasters can toast.
Barney is attacking Paris Hilton.
An Englishmen really enjoys his tea.
The kool-aide man is being attacked by UfOs