Hello MTV, welcome to my crib!

"Yeah, i really want that one to kill the jews!" "Uh, hitler.. I'm afraid we can't get it out."

jun, you dumb motherfucker, get down from there

Doodle or Die

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I AM THE SONIC! GOO GOO G'JOOB

Bart Simpson has just commited a crime of murder

RINGO, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP BROWNING ALL OVER THE PLACE!

Ringo, what is this amazing blue & white device you have brought me?

Little mexican boy with knives going to attack his preggo mother who is a lesbian

But is it dr. pepper i am drinking.. ?

MY NIGGA DREW ME A GRAPE

what the fuck

some betch, and another betch

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