A pyromancer named Jombaya is tragically and emotionally reconnected with his estranged mother, whom he has not seen since the age of twelve

Hell is now up. What the Hell?

The cat serenades his gay tuna lover, asking him why he won't reciprocate his love

A man wearing one sock, mysteriously called a "stwd," veiws a red balloon surrounded by the most blue of magic

Druggy white trash girl telling me not to commit suicide, but that she loves me. If SHE loves me, I would commit suicide. (Cept not really)

The girl has fallen hopelessly in love with the snail

A man gets an erection when his boyfriend screams boo at his mighty car

Whoa, I think a rainbow just puked on my monitor

Hitler (disguised as Dave) talks about polynomial equations

The Chinese do not like our awesome Skittles car, so we, the Americans, run over them as they try to beat us with a stick

The saddest piece of paper ever known to mankind

The alien twin antennaed pickle works his summers as a lifeguard at the local retirement center