Iron Tarkus switches up his weapon of choice to a whip. With a glint in his eye, he punishes the fuck out of naughty undead

chosen undead can't handle a real woman's curves. also, getting to that bonfire without getting fucked by giant boulders would be nice

ultra great sword dipped in piss and shit to cause infected wounds. disgusting

chosen undead says fuck this shit and leaves on a boat

360 noscope lightning spear right into the big fat ass crack of some pussy invader. a beautiful masterpiece

it's christmas in lordran! santa of catarina and various other npcs are celebrating in firelink. patches and lautrec look on suspiciously

domhnall gets robbed by lautrec, holding a very unpleased looking chosen undead hostage

chosen one rocking his hot bod on the beach. nice pecs baby

a trap

moot the shekel man

van with can04 written on the side drops off some half, shit, half human monstrosity

/lgbt/ is to the left