Sorry Ma'am, I don't date hunchbacks.

A man is crying because he is being attacked by a snake. Another man is trying to help him.

Man playing the piano in a cocktail lounge.

*ba-dum tssh*

Team Rocket smartens the fuck up and decides to just shoot Pikachu instead of wasting time and resources.

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A T-Rex ruining someones picnic

A tree

Guy pooping while on fire

He cant even draw this.

Shark disapproves .

Arsonist clown

New Chain

Socially-awkward introvert trying to cope in a social scenario, as well as keeping the spaghetti from falling out of his pockets.

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