i came

horse desires cows ass

red haired girl decapitated alien's momma through sexual intercourse

positive vector man

mars pulling a nelson on earth

the problem is, if a pig gets skin cancer it will be slaughtered, but eating cancerous cells is contagious and so the sun is gonna kill us.

10 year old describes sex

bitchez be like 'what?'

a passive aggressive note

woman with pink hair and white shirt with pink pokemon

nigahiga went nuts

murica is asleep