The color of success

A man being attacked by his giant penis. He can't avoid his fate because he's out of skips.

Someone who loves turtles saying that they love turtles to a turtle who shows no feelings for the person that loves turtles.

Very happy Irish flag. Veeerrrryyy happy.

SHAZAM!

He ate too many Skittles

A kiosk at a mall that sells adult toys, such as dildos and fleshlights. Yeah, you like it baby. You're so naughty.

Martian shoots slices of pizza at Earth

What? What. What! What, What; What: "What"

Link from Zelda being very stereotypical

Raaaggghhhh pink hair and nipples or whatever. Draw a cactus

A boxer knocking out a carrot