The flying spaghetti monster used his noodly appendage to let the mutilated asian man walk

A tree became human and took off his blue overalls and called himself Jesus

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A hot dog and a normal dog

The french fry used telekinesis to get a new pair of reading glasses

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A pizza party is ruined by a flock of birds attacking the cake

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