A mildly attractive middle-aged woman prepares to be a receptionist at her local clown community college.

Nike invades the pentagon.

A sun, wearing sunglasses, is insecure about his popularity and decides to install a "just chillin" sign.

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A turtle shyly greeting his teacher, whom he has a crush on.

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Draw a player drawing a player drawing a drawing.

Pictured here is a member of the Nymphalidae family, otherwise known as the Great Flower Butterfly.

Pac-Man tasted the rainbow, which he learned was laced with ipecac.

Billy's mother catches him smoking a weed cigarette.

A young basketball player is crying because Gordon Freeman stole his candy and his crowbar.

A British elephant returns home from work

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A worm comes home to find his wife slaughtered and being eaten by an alcoholic hummingbird.

A spider accidentally rips his own dick off

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