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A whale finally realizing that it is a homosexual.

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An honest man completes a barter: he trades his pistol for a big sack of bank-cash.

A man pokes fun at another man's footwear using the popular vine phrase. little does he know, it is the man's actual feet he's looking at.

Rio from the movie Rio increases so much in size such that he can grab a sailing ship right out of the ocean

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Club Penguin: Meet Mr. Octopus. Rated Adults Only 18+. MSRP: 0.00 because fuck you.

8 ball is life

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danny devito comes to the realization that he's gay

man in a wheelchair is sad that he threw up blood in a urinal

A man with brown skin licks his lips. It makes a slurping noise.

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