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Well, I guess you can say the surprise he got when he stuck it in was... *Puts on sunglasses*... quite a shock. YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

The kitchen sink is floating away! Catch it!

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Playing Tetris with a handlebar mustache, like a gentleman.

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You make my house cry red water.

Picasso Whistler's Mother?

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